KATA OM JIN

FORTUNE TELLER GENIUS

Question: dia bohong apa enggak?
Answer: Yes, but only on day 13th of each month
(YEAH IT'S TRUE, YESTERDAY HE WAS LYING TO ME!!! TODAY 14th)

Question: gue sama wiko bakal awet terus apa enggak?
Answer: The answer is obvious...
(AMIN)

Question: gue bisa kurus nggak ya?
Answer: May be, but be careful
(MAACIH OM....)

Question: om jin, kamu ganteng apa enggak sih?
Answer: No, no and no!
(WAKAKAKKAKAK)

Question: aku cantik, lucu, manis dan imut kan?
Answer: Not at all!
(SIALAN -_____-)

Question: aku mau putus, keputusan yang baik kah?
Answer: May be, but be careful
(PARAH LU NYURUH GUA PUTUS)

Question: om jin mirip mawardi ya?
Answer: It's difficult. The answer is no
(WOAKAKAKAKAKKAAK)

Question: saya bisa masuk UI atau STAN nggak om?
Answer: Of course!
(AMIN YA ALLAH)

Question: gue bisa ketemu Mason Musso nggak ya om? gue cinta mati bok sama dia
Answer: I don't think so...
(BABI LO)

Question: gue mau nikah sama Mason Musso, bisa nggak?
Answer: Only if you want
(YAAAAAAAAP, I WANT BANGEEEET)

Question: Metro Station bakal konser disini nggak om?
Answer: And what do you think about it? I think go ahead!
(TAHIIIIIIIIIIK)

Question: maho tuh apa ya om?
Answer: What a good question! Of course!
(HAAAA?)

Question: besok gue bakal nangis nggak om?
Answer: Of course yes!!
(NOOOO, I'M SO TIRED)

Question: hibur gue kek
Answer: It can't be
(JAHAT)

Question: gue mau bobo nih, bakal mimpi indah apa mimpi buruk?
Answer: Don't think about it! It's a yes!
(DO YOU THINK BEAUTIFUL NIGHMARE? YEAH)

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